Quotes from the movie:
~"Uh uh, you bes' back up bitch! Robin's egg blue, yo that's my favorite color ho!"-Mickey
~"Guys, am I losing my hair???"-Chad
~"Down here is a cheeseburger and another cut out that says mmm...Erin likes hamburgers..."-Jerry
~"I can't be perfect everytime out! I'm not Ozzy Ozborne!"-Doug
~"Wet T-shirt?? Cool!"-Q.T.
~"Mr. Pig's gonna die!!"-Mickey
~"I'm in the band! Who in the band? Mickey in the band!"-Mickey
~"PEGASUS!"-Doug
~"Yeah. Guys are creeps." (NM-Unfortunately I have to agree with this on with a lot of guys)-Jerry
~"Do we lipsync??"-Chad
~"Too many girls....so little time."-Q.T.
~Bob Buss: "What's your favorite color? Jerry?"
Jerry: "Blue. Its been blue even before Q.T. was born..."
Q.T: "I'll gladly change my color Mr. Buss"
Bob Buss"Q.T.'s new favorite color is..."
QT: "umm, Robin's Egg Blue..."
Mickey:"Uh un, Robin's Egg Blue, Yo thats my favorite color! This is my house, b!tch"
~Don't make me get off this bike...I said don't make me get off..I'm gettin' of the bike that's it..." -Mickey ~Bob Buss: "Chad is it true that you ALWAYS like your brother?"
Chad: " Uh, well...not ALWAYS ALWAYS...
Bob Buss: "No! No! No! No!"
Chad: "I thought it was you askin me as you! You
said 'Chad, do you like you brother' and I was like sometimes."
~Chad: " I ain't sleeping w/ Mickey, he drools..."
Mickey: " Mickey P don't drool FOOL!"
Chad: "I seen it! Man"
~Don't be callin' me like I'm your dog...! I AIN'T YOUR DOG MAN!" -Mickey
~Everyone is talkin' bout Q.T.'s problems, but what about my problems? I was suffocating in that fat suit, rolling around on the ground, and STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible!"
-Chad
~Chad: "I have this dream, that I don't tell many people about, its about owning a sea doo. I'm gonna get
one too, and make a BUTT LOAD of money"
Doug: "A Butt Load? How much is a butt load?"
Chad: "A thousand dollars! I base that on the fact that one time I fit five dollars up my butt, I mean not to brag, but I can fit WAY more up, easy..."
~"Uh huh, Mickey P. don't dress up like no star-spangled Elvis!" -Mickey
~what are u drawing man, jerry! yo man u gatta make me look betterthen that, jerry! come here fool look what hes drawing bout me man, jerry u see what hes painting bout me man, come over here jerry look at this, u crazy
fool jerry come here" -Mickey
~"Look at you,you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% milk, Mr. khaki pants, Mr. touched by an angel...get out my face!" -Mickey
~Chad: "I have this dream, that I don't tell many people about, its about owning a sea doo. I'm gonna get
one too, and make a BUTT LOAD of money"
Doug: "A Butt Load? How much is a butt load?"
Chad: "A thousand dollars! I base that on the fact that one time I fit five dollars up my butt, I mean not to brag, but I can fit WAY more up, easy..."
~"Wait up guys, i gotta go find some chicks!" -QT
~Nigel: "What I want you to do for the commercial is to ride
the Sea Doo across the water, wind in your face, havin' a blast. "
Chad: "Do these go in water?!?!?!"
~I had braces when I was 14, but I could always use them again. -Doug
~If there's gonna be five guys, it should be called 5gether -Chad
~I don't know about you guys, but I'm calling myself something different... -Chad
~I really don't think it was right for him to joke about the Darth Vader costumes like that. Its offensive to all the families of the people who have been killed by Darth Vader, thats all. -Chad
~What about like abs and stuff? -Jerry
~I guess now QT's kinda like Michael, and the rest of us, we're like
Jermaine and Tito. -Chad
~Yo man, I'm in the band! -Mickey
~Jerry O' wha? -Mickey
~Titanic, Bob. -QT
~I was up on that stage trapped in that fat guy suit, litterally suffocating to death, and while I was rolling around I was still, I was still trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible. -Chad
~Jerry: "When I think about us, all I think about is making music.
Doug: "Yeah, and hanging out together!"
Bob Buss: "That's it! Together! But we'll spell it with a 2! 2Gether!"
Chad: "Wait a minute, that idea is stupid. If there are gonna be 5 guys it should be...5Gether!"
Bob Buss: "No! 2Gether!"
~Chad: "I could dress up like R2D2, and Doug could be *whispers* Jabba the Hut! And Jerry could be...Princess Leia!
~Q.T.: "Oh Q.T. You're the best looking member of 2Gether!
~Bob Buss: "Chad, I really need to know. Do you always love your brother?"
Chad: "Well, not all the--"
Bob Buss: "NO!"
Chad: *squeezes teddy bear tighter.*
~Mickey: "NO ONIONS ON THE BURGER!"
~Chad: I don't think it was right for them to make fun of the Darth Vader costume idea like that. It's offensive to all the families and people who have been killed by Darth Vader. People whos human rights he's been violating for so long. That's all. (in bathtub playing with seadoo and making laser noises)
~Bob Buss: Now all I need is my dewy eyed youngster, my little ewok.
~Q.T.: "You guys we are going to get so many chicks and I'm totally ready for 'em."
~Doug: "My brother doesn't go anywhere without me. He's kind of like a puppy."
~Chad: "You're not supposed to floss braces!"
Doug: "I don't floss them. I pluck them. There's a difference."
~Jerry: "I'm gonna be a star!
~Mickey: "Hahaa I put him in the Smackdown Hotel didn't I? Didn't I!"
~Doug: "It's not about braces really. Or Money. Or Fame. Or girls...hehe. It's about respect. And integrity."
~Mickey: "Yeah I'm in the band. (Singing) I'm in the band. Who's in the band? Mickey's in the band yo. Probably gonna bust out like David Lee Roth or something. Drop those guys and head out on my own. I don't know...these guys seem alright. Especially Jerry. He's pretty fly. That dude beat me in arm wrestling! Check out these delts."
~Mickey: "All I gots to say is Mickey P's gotsta do what Mickey P's gotsta do."
~Mickey: "Jerry O' what? Damn man! Look at you! You ain't no gangsta! You're all Mr. 2% milk, Mr. khaki pants, Mr. touched by an angel. Get out of my face."
~All of 2Gether: "WHOA! SUCKS!"
~"I was listening to the radio yesterday, and I heard this song from some guy named M&Ms. He said that....that I annoyed him...and that he was sent here to destroy me....I don't know why! But he's gonna....and I'm scared!" (hugs pillow) "He's scary looking! He has white hair, like the....like a DEVIL or something! And I know, I KNOW he's here somewhere! I know it! I know he's here.....Doug told me that he's not here, but I know he is. He has this name, that doesn't sound evil......M&Ms......but he IS evil....I know it!!!.... I'm just so scared!" -Chad
~Chad: "Do you know how I spend all of my time, crying all the time, thinking of you. Sorry I can't sing!"
~Q.T.: "Sometimes, in order to live through the darkness, in order to see the light. We must visualize."
